bring on the decollation of the dumb
... and other worthy candidates
is
was
moi
jot
write
host
2004-12-20
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No More Drunken Debauchery ... For A While At Least
2004-12-02
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lookie what i found for dinner
2004-11-28
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thank you to the tall, thin bespectacled person from seattle ... for making my life miserable
2004-11-09
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keeping in motion
2004-11-06
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Monkeys in My Attic
2004-10-30
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i have nothing to say
2004-10-29
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vicadin and the tango dancer
2004-09-28
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the story of herbert the naked mole rat
2004-09-17
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i see london, i see france, i just creamed my underpants
2004-09-17
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topical applications of only self interest begone!
2004-09-13
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can you conquer the list ?
2004-09-06
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"pancakes"
2004-08-24
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mental imagery can be very disturbing
2004-08-21
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NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
2004-08-16
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HAPPINESS
2004-08-14
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not an entirely true previous entry
2004-08-11
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men
2004-08-09
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madlibs diaryland style
2004-08-09
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mmmmmmmmm
2004-08-08
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neon signs and the lack thereof
2004-08-07
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charity rape
2004-08-05
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will holding my breath work on this?
2004-08-05
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hand-me-downs
2004-08-03
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oh, my poor, timid male friends
2004-07-30
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"Go Wherever The Day Takes You"
2004-07-27
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knock on wood
2004-07-25
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nor cal can be hella good
2004-07-24
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pet rocks????
2004-07-22
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ralph
2004-07-21
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god i hate peer pressure
2004-07-20
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my own little zen
2004-07-06
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Simple Pleasures
2004-07-05
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Atkins, I Love You!!!
2004-07-04
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The Devil Went Down to Georgia
2004-07-02
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it's not a coldsore ... i swear
2004-06-27
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A Day At The Pig Races, Twinkies and Monster Slayers
2004-06-25
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fuck
2004-06-24
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Technically Retarded, Yet So Determined
2004-06-24
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Meow ... Hiss ...
2004-06-20
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a lesson
2004-06-18
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He don't drink or smoke ain't into dope
2004-06-16
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ugh. part deux.
2004-06-15
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i'm hot
2004-06-14
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voluntary labotomy
2004-06-10
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song sung blue
2004-06-08
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from a terrified tot to today
2004-06-04
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The Wonderful Agony of Oral Sex
2004-06-04
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prescribed foreshadowing of my demise
2004-06-03
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Is Hell Exothermic?
2004-06-03
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interesting tid bits
2004-05-30
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dead ant. (done to the theme of the pink panther)
2004-05-30
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sign of the beast
2004-05-30
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more ... bitity
2004-05-28
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the end is near .... or is it????
2004-05-26
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and the beat goes on
2004-05-24
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Dick Laurent is dead ....
2004-05-21
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great minds
2004-05-21
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eenie meenie minee moe catch something to do by the toe
2004-05-19
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limbo .. an' i don't mean using that kind of stick
2004-05-17
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mucha lucha meets elvis
2004-05-14
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petting the peaves
2004-05-13
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ole' mother hubbard have your son give me his bone
2004-05-12
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"MMM ... brains. I want brainsssssss"
2004-05-11
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droppings
2004-05-11
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the green more evil than jealousy
2004-05-05
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the long and short of it
2004-04-23
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demo derby
2004-04-23
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quote of the day
2004-04-21
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kindergarten
2004-04-21
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freaky
2004-04-19
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cowboy baby
2004-04-14
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shazaam
2004-04-13
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slug