bring on the decollation of the dumb... and other worthy candidates
is was moi jot write host

2004-12-20 - No More Drunken Debauchery ... For A While At Least
2004-12-02 - lookie what i found for dinner
2004-11-28 - thank you to the tall, thin bespectacled person from seattle ... for making my life miserable
2004-11-09 - keeping in motion
2004-11-06 - Monkeys in My Attic
2004-10-30 - i have nothing to say
2004-10-29 - vicadin and the tango dancer
2004-09-28 - the story of herbert the naked mole rat
2004-09-17 - i see london, i see france, i just creamed my underpants
2004-09-17 - topical applications of only self interest begone!
2004-09-13 - can you conquer the list ?
2004-09-06 - "pancakes"
2004-08-24 - mental imagery can be very disturbing
2004-08-21 - NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
2004-08-16 - HAPPINESS
2004-08-14 - not an entirely true previous entry
2004-08-11 - men
2004-08-09 - madlibs diaryland style
2004-08-09 - mmmmmmmmm
2004-08-08 - neon signs and the lack thereof
2004-08-07 - charity rape
2004-08-05 - will holding my breath work on this?
2004-08-05 - hand-me-downs
2004-08-03 - oh, my poor, timid male friends
2004-07-30 - "Go Wherever The Day Takes You"
2004-07-27 - knock on wood
2004-07-25 - nor cal can be hella good
2004-07-24 - pet rocks????
2004-07-22 - ralph
2004-07-21 - god i hate peer pressure
2004-07-20 - my own little zen
2004-07-06 - Simple Pleasures
2004-07-05 - Atkins, I Love You!!!
2004-07-04 - The Devil Went Down to Georgia
2004-07-02 - it's not a coldsore ... i swear
2004-06-27 - A Day At The Pig Races, Twinkies and Monster Slayers
2004-06-25 - fuck
2004-06-24 - Technically Retarded, Yet So Determined
2004-06-24 - Meow ... Hiss ...
2004-06-20 - a lesson
2004-06-18 - He don't drink or smoke ain't into dope
2004-06-16 - ugh. part deux.
2004-06-15 - i'm hot
2004-06-14 - voluntary labotomy
2004-06-10 - song sung blue
2004-06-08 - from a terrified tot to today
2004-06-04 - The Wonderful Agony of Oral Sex
2004-06-04 - prescribed foreshadowing of my demise
2004-06-03 - Is Hell Exothermic?
2004-06-03 - interesting tid bits
2004-05-30 - dead ant. (done to the theme of the pink panther)
2004-05-30 - sign of the beast
2004-05-30 - more ... bitity
2004-05-28 - the end is near .... or is it????
2004-05-26 - and the beat goes on
2004-05-24 - Dick Laurent is dead ....
2004-05-21 - great minds
2004-05-21 - eenie meenie minee moe catch something to do by the toe
2004-05-19 - limbo .. an' i don't mean using that kind of stick
2004-05-17 - mucha lucha meets elvis
2004-05-14 - petting the peaves
2004-05-13 - ole' mother hubbard have your son give me his bone
2004-05-12 - "MMM ... brains. I want brainsssssss"
2004-05-11 - droppings
2004-05-11 - the green more evil than jealousy
2004-05-05 - the long and short of it
2004-04-23 - demo derby
2004-04-23 - quote of the day
2004-04-21 - kindergarten
2004-04-21 - freaky
2004-04-19 - cowboy baby
2004-04-14 - shazaam
2004-04-13 - slug