currently at work we are "babysitting" our clients, our vendors, our main branch, as well as our sister company. we have become babysitters that also act as firefighters. it's becoming very tiresome. i, being the customer service bitch, have morphed into the knot placed in the center of a tug-of-war rope. anyway, enough bitching. so there's all this shit going on and we all feel pretty much the same way. including my boss (who is currently fighting a stomach flu). she's quite a trooper .. running around dealing with all this bs. she has tho threatened to lick our clients' phones, hoping to infect them with her stomach flu. i found this amusing. what was more amusing was the verbage she used as she walked over to meet with a client ...

"i'm going to go lick Lina now"

made my day.