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2004-05-11 - 11:11 a.m.


upon showing my second co-worker my brand spanking new "now-i-look-like-i-work-for-a-tech-company-but-don't-make-nearly-that-much-money" car. when i noticed a smidgen of some type of dirt. my instinct was to wipe it off with a finger to un-blemish my ride. and so i did. turns out it was bird poop. "fresh" bird poop. i have to say, it feels just like it looks ... wet with a paste-type solidity. what a fabulous way to start the day. =)

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last 5 beheadings
No More Drunken Debauchery ... For A While At Least - 2004-12-20
lookie what i found for dinner - 2004-12-02
thank you to the tall, thin bespectacled person from seattle ... for making my life miserable - 2004-11-28
keeping in motion - 2004-11-09
Monkeys in My Attic - 2004-11-06

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