upon showing my second co-worker my brand spanking new "now-i-look-like-i-work-for-a-tech-company-but-don't-make-nearly-that-much-money" car. when i noticed a smidgen of some type of dirt. my instinct was to wipe it off with a finger to un-blemish my ride. and so i did. turns out it was bird poop. "fresh" bird poop. i have to say, it feels just like it looks ... wet with a paste-type solidity. what a fabulous way to start the day. =)