i pointed out a bull-ant marching across the kitchen floor to my mother. she opened her mouth and started to rant, "they're everywhere!" *smack* "in the cat's food!" *smack* "in the cat's water dish!" *smack*smack*!!!!

no biggie right? normal right? normal if you use a shoe or a newspaper to kill the little monster. but noooooo ... mom used her hand, then picked it up and promptly threw it in the trash. but the best part was she didn't even wash her hands. she just continued going on her business of making coffee.

i'm so proud to have emerged from her womb.