I just got done flipping through my health insurance documentation and could find no information on elective surgeries. You would think that something would be listed to guide one if they chose to have, let's say, a labotomy performed. See, I've come to the conclusion that a surgery like that mentioned is my only answer to this convaluded state of mind I'm experiencing. The meer thought of spending the rest of my life drooling and pissing on myself in a mental ward is so appealing right now.