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2004-07-24 - 10:35 a.m.

pet rocks????

i woke up this morning wanting to nurture something. i have no man (nor do i really want one). i have no children (lord knows i don't want any of those). i want a puppy. but can't have one. could borrow my housemates, but if i squished the three of them together, they still wouldn't equal what i consider a "real" dog. cats are out too. birds are too noisy. hamsters keep you up at night. fish are boring. a lemur or monkey would be cool as hell. but that's just plain unrealistic. reptiles are hard to keep. any suggestions?

with my tongue >> ruff ruff
in my ears >> coffee .... duh
lusting for >> there were Rent-a-Pet stores
last 5 beheadings
No More Drunken Debauchery ... For A While At Least - 2004-12-20
lookie what i found for dinner - 2004-12-02
thank you to the tall, thin bespectacled person from seattle ... for making my life miserable - 2004-11-28
keeping in motion - 2004-11-09
Monkeys in My Attic - 2004-11-06

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head still attached ~ in the basket